Sunday, June 28, 2015

Boston, Fenway, and Family......

A mom (Linny).  Her daughter (Heather) and her boyfriend (Mike).  Her son (Troy).   And me, her youngest sibling.   Five people, one road trip.   For some of us, it was a road trip into enemy territory - Boston, the home of the Red Sox.

A trip to Boston from New Jersey is pretty much barely inside of the comfort zone - it isn't necessarily far, but is also definitely not a hop-skip-and-jump.  Our driver (the boyfriend mentioned above) - actually drove both there and back without needing anyone else to step in.   As a side note, my sister would never want me to step in - as she considers me one of the worst drivers to ever get behind the wheel of a car.   I am not sure where she gets this from - I am incompetent in many areas, but driving a car on top of everything else?   I don't know if my ego, or lack thereof, can really take that.

So, as my sister gabbed away and unintentionally (?) made some crude jokes (I still don't get where one goes from swallowing food to something completely off the rails), Troy & Heather were watching videos on their iPhone, and I was just sitting there wondering what exactly I would do to make this trip into a blog post.   When you blog, you try to make everything into a blog post - you see an acorn fall off of a tree, and you want to make that interesting somehow.  It isn't like an overnight trip to Boston is the most interesting thing in the world - eight of those hours are spent driving, many of them are spent sleeping, and three of them (or so) are spent at a ballpark.  I could type that up in five minutes, and pretty much summarize the entire trip.  Or I can observe (which I am told I am good at) and try to find these little things that can keep one's interest for a little while.  Whether it is riding in a car and getting stuck at the George Washington Bridge, or trying to find a place to eat after you check in to the hotel (Note to the hotel:  You may want to make this a bit easier to figure out for future guests), or even trying to figure out how one gets home from the ballpark once the game is over.     Anything you can find that makes the trip unique, or interesting, or something a person or two will actually want to read about.

As Mike and Linny went in to the hotel to check-in, there were some interesting characters hanging out outside the hotel that Troy, Heather, and myself observed.   While watching them, I was comforted in the fact that I had Heather with us - surely, she would protect us if these characters decided to hop into the truck and steal us.  (For what it is worth, the truck is likely worth a whole lot more than I am - but we certainly wouldn't want anything to happen to Troy or Heather, and as I said - Heather surely would have made sure we would have survived the ordeal)   We won't even talk about what actually made these likely nice people suspicious - vivid imaginations do go a long way.

After we essentially walked into the first place that even resembled a restaurant to have lunch (the place was deserted - it was mid-afternoon, so not surprising.   But you know you are not venturing in during a busy time of the day when the guy behind the counter essentially shouts out "Yeah, you can sit there" from hundreds of feet away (Does this necessarily mean the food is not good?  Of course not - to be exact, we all enjoyed what we had to eat.  The portions were a bit on the bigger side, but that is better than going to one of those high-end restaurants, where they put a little blob of food on a big plate for $50, and expect it to fulfill your appetite.)

After a quick trip back to the hotel, it was time to get ready for the game.  Well, "get ready" pretty much consists of nothing more than sitting around and wondering when you should actually go to the ballpark.  "Should we go now?  5 minutes from now?  15 minutes from now?   Tomorrow?  Next year?"   We decide to take a shuttle to the ballpark, and arrived probably a few hours or so before game time.     We spent some time trying to figure out which gate we were supposed to be at, while my sister was attempting to get rid of a ticket she had that we weren't going to use.    She handed it to a random guy on the street, and we walked off .    We came to find out later that he sold that ticket to a fan on the street for higher than face value (By the way, there really isn't anyone around to stop this practice - perhaps it is technically illegal to do so, but if anybody cares, it isn't apparent).  The guy was a Cubs fan who came to Boston for reasons that he either didn't tell us or that I conveniently ignored. (I am probably the last person a random person wants to sit next to in a ballpark, on a plane, or anywhere in general.   I am not a talker - my sister has that gene and perhaps should have been the one talking to this gentleman...which, of course, she ended up doing anyway).     He eventually left his seat and sat elsewhere, either due to my lack of conversation or because I had some sort of repulsive odor - either way, I was just glad he went elsewhere and don't care why.

Before the game, we walked around, and there is nothing quite like walking around Fenway Park.  There is even an area where you essentially are outside the park, even though you really aren't.  It is just an incredible experience.     Fenway is not modern, and doesn't really attempt to be - except for the random charging stations that are located in a few scattered spots.  After all, you could lose fans if they can't charge their cell phones in between innings.  It was actually a bit reassuring to see that nobody was standing at any of these stations.

Troy didn't want any merchandise as something to show off for being at the park (Good kid who has his priorities straight - no Red Sox gear, ma!)   But he eventually caved in (or perhaps Linny forced him?) and accepted a Fenway Park shirt.  Of course, once again, my "gift to gab" sister had to actually strike up a conversation with the man selling the shirts.  She gets this from my father, who also had this unique ability to turn everyone he met into a friend.  There is nothing wrong with that - personally, I have this unique ability to turn everyone I meet into Houdini, as they certainly disappear from view very quickly.

By the way, if you are going to an evening game in Fenway, one thing to consider is to bring sunglasses if you decide to sit in the right field stands.  The sun pretty much glares at you for the first several innings of the game, making it tough to see the action - and even tougher to prevent complete blindness from looking at the sun. (Well, at least that is what I was told growing up - "don't look at the sun, you will go blind!"  Others get told not to do other things because they lead to blindness - me?  I got the sun.)    The stadium is absolutely stunning, in that it just reminds you of old-school baseball.  There are a few electronic scoreboards, but everyone focuses on the manual one sitting on the Green Monster.   The atmosphere is all about baseball - these fans aren't there to chat about billion dollar deals or where they are going to go to dinner after the 5th inning.  They are there to WATCH A BASEBALL GAME.  And that is exactly what they do - most of the fans don't even seem to get up out of their seats once during the game - you may miss something, after all - and are very much into every pitch.   (Just as a side note, some of the people who do leave their seats really shouldn't - listen, I try not to judge anyone.  But when you go out in a public place, maybe dress a tad more appropriately - there are certain things that nobody wants to see).   All of this for a team that was ten games under .500.  As a Yankees fan, I can admit that this would never happen in New York - the Mets have proven that recently.  You either win or fans stay away.   Watch any Don Mattingly home run highlights from the 1980s, and you will witness a lot of home run balls landing in completely empty right-field seats.   Most "newer" Yankees fans likely can't understand that concept, but it is true:  Your favorite team was once nothing more than a punchline.

The loudness of the park is also something that gets lost in some of the newer parks - when these fans cheer, it can be a deafening experience, which is something that simply no longer happens since the Yankees moved to their new park.  Don't get me wrong - I love what the new stadium offers.  You can watch the game literally from anywhere in the park as you walk around - the food and drink options are endless, the seats comfortable.   And it is still the Yankees.   But some of the old-school charm can and does get lost.

Both myself and Troy had one of the famed "Fenway Franks", which was admittedly a damn good hot dog - and their fresh squeezed lemonade certainly hit the spot, though I am not sure if I saw the supply truck that delivered the lemons.  But I don't care - even if it was poured from a Newman's Best bottle, it sure as heck tasted fresh squeezed.

The game itself wasn't really memorable - all six runs were scored in one inning, and there weren't too many threats that made the home crowd sweat.  Nothing was hit overall the monster, and nothing was even hit OFF of the monster.    But there was one interesting experience that you have to actually witness to get the full effect of:  The fans of Fenway Park have this very interesting love affair with the song "Sweet Caroline".  You have probably heard about this - but what you hear is nothing like what you experience.  The song, which I believe plays before the bottom of the 8th, sends the crowd into a frenzy - as they sing along, and pretty much in complete harmony.  While many attempts at a stupid wave ultimately failed, Sweet Caroline was a home run.  Does it really make sense in a baseball universe?  Of course not - but it doesn't seem to really matter.  It is a part of the fabric of the park - and an ultimate thrill ride.  That said, I have no real intention to want to hear the song again or run out and buy a Red Sox jersey inspired by it.

We were told that after the game was over, there would be "plenty of cabs" outside waiting to take people home, or to their hotels.   Well, that was obviously incorrect advice - as there wasn't one cab to be found.   We were told where we could find them, so we began to walk.  And walk.  And walk.   We walked down a street that started nice, but slowly but surely turned into a scene from the Twilight Zone, where literally within two steps, you feel as if you have walked into a new universe.   You go from businesses and buildings where nothing is askew to complexes with bars on their windows and probably shotguns on the other side.   I thought for sure I would hear my first live gunshot that night (while hoping it wouldn't actually hit me or anyone I was with), but alas, nothing happened out of the ordinary.  At the very least, we had a fireman with me, so if someone threw a match on me, I would probably still be somewhat safe.    But we did keep walking until....well, we were back at the hotel of course.  Who needs a cab when you can walk a mile or 50 to get back to the hotel instead?  Who needs a cab in the middle of the night in a strange city you have never visited before?    Not us!  We are either a bunch of brave or stupid Jerseyans, but either way, we got to where we needed to be.

After getting back to the hotel after our long day, we decided that it was time for junk food.  For those of you who don't know, my sister is a workout junkie who typically doesn't indulge too much into the junk food spectrum.  I really don't do it much myself.  Strings of sugar (aka Twizzlers), crackers filled with stuff you can't pronounce like Cheez-Its, Doritos, etc.   A complete assortment of things that end up on the "What Not to Eat" list in every nutritionist's office.   But hey - it was late, we were hungry, and I guess we went back into college day munchie mode.    Or perhaps we were, in that moment, living vicariously through our high school companion (Troy), who was in the room with us.    Two rooms for five people - my sister, Troy, and myself in one; Heather and Mike in the other.   In many ways, my sister is truly the "cool" mom, while also being the "good" mom.  It is very telling when a 17-year old boy and a 24-year old young woman want to go on road trips with their mother - I have to assume that isn't entirely common, but it is refreshing - in those moments, she is both a mom and a best friend going on an adventure.    They literally talk about everything with each other.   That is a part of the experience that can go beyond just going to see Fenway Park.

The next morning, my sister and I went to get breakfast in the hotel while everyone else slept.  I am not going to pretend this is normal for me; I do not wake up at 7:30 in the morning.  I would rather do what the younger generation did and just stay in bed.   But for some reason, it felt normal for me to get up and go to the breakfast buffet.  (As my wife likes to kid about, I used to love going to the breakfast buffet every morning when we were on our honeymoon.  When I went to St. Louis for business, I always looked forward to the breakfast buffet.  And here we are in Boston, where once again, the breakfast buffet takes over my life - all it is is a bunch of breakfast things all concentrated in one area - some of which may have been cooked a week ago, for all I know.    Pouring oatmeal all over a plate that already has a danish on it may not sound appealing - but it is a BREAKFAST BUFFET, darn it!  I am going to eat my oatmeal flavored biscuit!  I did pass right by the waffle station.  That's probably all for the best - because the likely outcome was me burning myself on the waffle iron. )   We sat and ate, and of course my sister found a way to talk to yet another random stranger sitting on the other side of the table.

After everyone woke up (and my niece having this interesting thing about not wanting to wake up her man) and took care of what they needed to take care of, it was time to hit the road and head back to New Jersey.   Mike decided to avoid the George Washington Bridge this time around (Google Maps is YOUR FRIEND - always remember that, people!  When in doubt, use Google Maps!), we made a few pitstops, got stuck in traffic due to a car fire...but I think mostly we all dozed off.  Well, except for Mike.  I hope.  He could have dozed off and we likely wouldn't have known about it.

That was the end of the trip - a few other things happened that day, including both my mother and my sister asking me to do yard chores.   I don't mind doing yard chores, but there are a few likely outcomes:  Either I will get hurt or I will find a way to set your yard on fire.   Luckily, neither happened, though my sister was compelled to at least redo a little bit of my lawn mowing work.  This doesn't offend me, by the way - because nothing offends me (as my sister pointed out in Boston) - heck, I would have been more surprised if she didn't take over for me after the fact.

The bottom line is that adventures like this are not just about going to see another baseball stadium, or to visit a new city.    It is about more than that - obviously, one day, I hope that Colleen is healthy enough to go on a similar trip, because that will make it feel "complete" for me.   I fill her in on the details of every trip I make - hopefully the day will come when she is a part of the details.

 I hadn't been on a "family" like trip since back in the early 1990s, when my family would take yearly trips to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.   Things always change of course - siblings often start their own families, and may even move away to a place that makes it more difficult to see them consistently.  You don't necessarily drift apart - you simply don't live with each other 24/7 anymore.  You begin to carve out your own legacy, and begin to make new memories with your significant others, your children, your dogs.    But when you get together with your family and/or best friends, it is like time has stood still - it is like a soap opera that you can stop watching for two months and still not lose your place in the story.

Yes, in the end, this is a long-winded blog entry about a trip.   A trip that was no more than 20 or so hours long.    A trip that was spent mostly driving and sleeping.   But also a trip that will likely forever be remembered. 

Thursday, April 23, 2015

A Fun Subway Series for a Change?

I will get it out in the open first and foremost:  I am a Yankees fan..  A die-hard Yankees fan.  However, I have never actually disliked or hated the Mets - over the course of my lifetime, I have lived through great Yankees teams, bad Yankees teams, and teams somewhere in the middle. I am not one of those teenagers or 20-somethings who think it is their birth right that the Yankees win every year.   I lived through Bam Bam Muelens.  I lived through Ken Phelps (acquired for Jay Buhner) and Rick Rhoden (Doug Drabek, anyone?) and Dale Murray (Oh, how fun it may have been to watch Fred McGriff in Yankee Stadium).  I watched as Steve Trout thought home plate was actually five feet in front of him.  I lived through all of the "next big things" in Dan Pasqua, Kevin Maas, and Sam Militello.    But I never wavered - never looked across town at the Mets  or any other team for that matter.

I never truly have disliked the Mets - to be exact, I have found myself over the course of many years hating teams like the Red Sox, Blue Jays, Rays, Orioles, Indians, Mariners, Tigers, Angeles, etc. a lot more than I found myself disliking the Mets.  Why?  Because those teams had a much bigger role in the ultimate outcome of my team than the Mets ever have, and ever will.   Members of the other side of my family are Mets fans, and perhaps there is a small part of me that wouldn't mind seeing them enjoy something that resembles a baseball season.

This is not a blog entry about the ultimate moments in Subway Series history - regardless of how much I would truly love to remind Mets fans of Armando Benitez, Mel Rojas, Luis Castillo, and those one hit wonders singing about letting the dogs out....followed ten seconds later by a Derek Jeter home run.  

The Mets of course have had their share of Subway Series moments - but there has always been one storyline surrounding this series:  It was always about the Yankees success or the Yankees failure.  "Yankees Win Subway Series" came with nothing more than a shrug.  If the Mets actually played well and beat the Yankees?  90% of all articles you would find were about the failures of the Yankees, not the successes of the Mets.    It was the same old stuff every year, and it became tiresome.

With all that came a general apathy about the series, and not just from Yankees fans.  Joe Torre's teams routinely downplayed the series, even suggesting that it was more of a nuisance to them than anything else.   In their minds (and rightfully so), a June series against the Mets had the same significance as a June series in Colorado - that is, hardly any at all.    It was all about winning divisions, winning playoff series, and hopefully winning the World Series.  It was about beating the teams that truly blocked their way to their ultimate goal.

But now, for the first time ever, the Subway Series will not feature any one player from the Core Four teams.   The Yankees haven't won a World Series since 2009, and haven't reached the playoffs since 2012 (as Mets fans sit there saying, "Nice problem to have!"), making any proclamation they have about this not being fun or important for them hollow.   A team that no longer can rely on farewell tours and core superstars suddenly needs a little more excitement in their lives.....

...and here come the Mets, winners of 11 straight games, with two excellent young pitchers taking the hill on Friday and Saturday night.    There is no way the Yankees can sit in their locker room and downplay the importance of this series.  Winners of six of their last seven games (including three of four from the team that was as red-hot as the Mets were), the Yankees are on a bit of a streak of their own, highlighted by solid starting pitching, their trademark home run offense (which has been missing the past few seasons), and a beast of a bullpen that most teams hope to avoid having to see.   Like most of their American League brethren, they are flawed.   The offense still has to prove they can sustain their recent success over 162 games, and Pineda/Tanaka have to actually get through the season without their arms falling off.  Meanwhile,  A-Rod has to continue to hope that Cousin Yuri is hiding the needles in a safe place.

In other words, all of a sudden New York doesn't just have a series between two crosstown teams on their hands - New York has a series between two of the hottest teams in baseball on their hands (and make no mistake about it - the Mets are on a bit of a historic run for their franchise and look every bit the part of a fun team to watch, as they have overcome several injuries, the typical front office question marks, and Bartolo Colon's food bill to reign supreme in the first month of the season).

This is not a series about who "owns New York". (Do people actually sit on their couches after a Subway Series game and proclaim, "Wow!  We own New York now!"  I know from my Jersey Shore house that the last thing I care about is owning New York.  Plus, I am not even sure if I would ever want to actually own New York.)

However, there should be an actual buzz in the ballpark this weekend.  It is the first time in Subway Series history that both teams are in first place at the same time (Heck, even in 2000, the Mets were a wild-card team).     We should see fans show off their passion for both teams.  It should actually be fun - feel something like an actual rivalry - and the air should be as electric as it possibly can be in the New Yankee Stadium, which seems to have been built with some sort of noise-drowning contraption, as even when fans APPEAR to be cheering, you still can't hear it anyway.   Hopefully, Mets' fans will proudly show up (especially on "Matt Harvey Day") and make their voices heard, and not in just a "Has that Yadier Molina Home Run landed yet?" kinda way.  Perhaps they will even cheer if Matt Harvey clocks A-Rod in the arm with a 99 MPH fastball (I know I would be).  (By the way, Saturday is also Brett Gardner Replica Bat Day.  Did they really have to throw the "replica" in there?  Would fans actually expect a real Brett Gardner bat?)

I find myself looking forward to this series for the first time in many years myself.  I too have fallen into the "What do the Yankees actually gain in this series?" attitude - but this year it is different.   This year, the Mets come in with a bit of swagger and their chests puffed out far and wide.  It should be interesting to watch.   Come September, when they play again at Citi Field, who knows what both teams will look like.  Baseball is a game of ebbs and flows.  The Mets could enter that series on an 11-game losing streak.  The Yankees may be hopelessly out of a playoff race.  Baseball is a funny game in that sense.

But nobody cares about September now - people care about April, and where these two teams stand right now.  They can only hope their favorite team is standing in a similar spot when the two meet again.   If not?  Well, we will hopefully all still be able to look back at these three little games in April and remember what it was like to be good.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Yes, We Have 3 Dogs.....And?

A house full of dogs can sometimes give people reason to pause - reason to wonder what is going on behind those doors.  Reasons to think the house must be filled with dog hair, dog pee, dog poop, food all over the floor, drool hanging off of door knobs, and an existence where life is all about taking care of dogs, and doing nothing else that one may enjoy.

Nothing.  Can.  Be.  Further.  From.  The.   Truth.

Dogs enhance our lives - don't take away from it.  If dogs made our lives worse, we probably would have concluded long ago that we aren't meant to be "dog people".  And that would have been OK - not everyone in this world is a dog lover, just like not everyone is a cat lover, or a turtle lover (how can you not love a turtle?  They did nothing to you!).  We all have our likes, our dislikes, and how we wish to live in this crazy world.

I am most definitely not one of those dog lovers who doesn't understand people who dislike the canine species (How can you possibly dislike it though?  For shame!).   If you don't like dogs and/or don't like the thought of having dogs, that is your choice - a valid choice.  A choice up there with whether or not you want children, whether or not you want to eat meat on Good Friday (or at all), and whether or not you are going to have a healthy apple today or a piece of apple pie.   There is no right or wrong answers to any of it - everyone is different in how they choose to live their lives, and as long as they aren't harming society as a whole and are obeying the laws, there really isn't much to criticize about it.

In this particular house, we have dog toys literally all over the place - mostly the work of our new baby dog who simply cannot resist trying out every toy we have accumulated through the years.  We have Golden Retrievers, so there is going to be some hair on the floor.  There is going to be multiple leashes - sometimes hanging up, sometimes thrown on the kitchen table.  There are food bowls you can trip over, possibly some spilled water you may slip on.   There might be a ball laying around with doggie drool on it, bedding and couch covers  with more dog DNA than human DNA on it.   Since I am training our latest addition to be a better member of society, you may even see a few treats in areas you would not otherwise expect to see a dog treat.  

That's the real life of a dog lover - we don't feel handcuffed by our furry friends, we don't feel that feeding them is a chore, or that taking them for a walk is a waste of our time.   If we need to spend an extra 30 minutes a day to play outside with them, we find that to be worthwhile time spent, not time wasted.    If we panic when our dogs don't "look right", it isn't because we are paranoid (OK, sometimes I am - but that's when I call my sister!) - it is because we know how our dogs act every single day - and anything that goes against we are used to is seen as a potential problem.   

We aren't looking to judge the "non-dog" society, and certainly aren't looking to be judged by them.  We aren't doing anything wrong - since when is giving love and a home to a living, breathing creature something that isn't "right"?  Or something we shall not be doing?   

Yes, in this house, dogs outnumber people.  That wasn't always by design, but it is our calling.  If you saw the love they give my wife (and the love she returns back), you wouldn't question our intentions or wonder why we should stick to one or two - you would wonder why we don't move to the country somewhere and get even more (No, we will likely never own four dogs - unless we did fall into millions and could indeed buy that big country home).   If you saw how I act around them, and how I play with them, you would have a smile on your face - not a look of bewilderment.

We live in a neighborhood of dogs - two of my neighbors have two each.  I have seen other houses in my travels that have at least two, if not more.  

So, yes - we have three dogs.  Not one.  Not two.  But three.  And they are big dogs.   And we don't live in a mansion with a huge property (not even close!)   They can get into trouble from time to time, and can even annoy us when they (Horrors!) decide to act like dogs.

But you know what?  We wouldn't want it any other way.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

How Alanis Morissette Added a Member to Our Pack

About a month ago or so, my computer started showing signs that a crash was imminent.  It started to  shut itself down out of nowhere, displaying weird error messages, and would take four or five tries to get it to boot up in Regular Windows mode.    To keep this paragraph as short as possible, it eventually crashed and I no longer had a computer.

After a good week of researching (because that is what I do), I decided to buy an ASUS mini PC.   Everything is built into this small box, from wifi to speakers.  It fits right on top of my desk, with very few plugs running in and out of it.   But the one thing it doesn't have is a CD/DVD drive, which is a minor trade off because how often does one really use one nowadays anyway?

About a week ago, Colleen was trying to sync up all of the music she has on iTunes to her iPad, which Apple doesn't exactly make a simple task.    I did some research online, and found a relatively new service called iTunes Match, which allows you to put thousands of songs into the Cloud, accessible to any device in the house.   At $25 a year, it seemed like a good deal - so I went for it.  So far, so good there.

Being perhaps the biggest Alanis Morissette fan in the world, I decided that I wanted to put my entire Alanis collection into the Cloud, so that I can listen to it every night when riding my exercise bike.  Of course, to do that, I needed to load all of her CDs into iTunes.   That required me to use Colleen's computer.

Colleen is one of the biggest dog lovers you will ever meet.   She treats them all as her children, giving them as much love as they give to her.   My two male Goldens rarely leave her side, and even bark at me sometimes when I approach the room she is in.    Suffice to say, if someone broke into this house, Colleen's life would be well-gaurded.  Mine?  Not so much.  She subscribes to dog rescue sites to get alerted whenever a Golden becomes available.   We weren't seriously looking - she would forward one to me from time to time, and I would decide whether to inquire.   The few times I did, I rarely got a response - or got one a week later telling me the dog was adopted.  No big deal - we already had two, after all.

On Monday, I had a break in my work day and decided to load in yet another Alanis CD into my collection.   I walked over to Colleen's computer and started loading in songs from Flavors of Entanglement, which isn't too well known outside the world of Alanis fandom.   As I was sitting at the desk waiting for the CD to load, a new e-mail came through on her computer from a pet rescue site, so I decided to open it.  The dog being featured was a 7-month old female Golden Retriever (my sister suggested to me that if we ever got another dog to get a female this time instead of adding more males to the mix).  Not expecting much of anything, I quickly sent an e-mail response to the ad, figuring I would be lucky to get a response, never mind actually getting the dog.

Much to my surprise, about 5 minutes after sending the email, I got a reply from the woman who needed to give up the dog - her son had severe allergies to the dog and she needed to find her a home as soon as possible.   After several back and forth emails. I decided to meet her (with our dogs) at a dog park near her house.   Colleen was sleeping during most of this exchange, and I only woke her up to ask her if she wanted the third Golden.   She said yes without hesitation, of course.

Going in, I knew what was going to happen:  Our oldest Golden (Josh) would sniff her a few times and walk away, while our youngest (Jeter) would probably be a bit defensive towards her.  My prediction came true, as Josh didn't care while Jeter was a little more excited and a bit snippy.

After we decided to take them into the park and put them off leash, things changed in a hurry.   Jeter and Milky Way started to get along, and Josh...well, he still decided to just run around the park without a care in the world, oblivious to the dogs running around him.   As an aside, the dog park was completely empty other than us, which was a good thing.

After 30 minutes or so of play time and getting to know each other time, the woman asked what I was thinking - the only words that I could come up with was "I want her".   No more than five minutes later, I was in my blue Honda Civic with three golden retrievers in the back seat.   You will be amazed how dogs find ways to get comfortable in that situation.   And what better way to truly test this new dog than by being in the back seat together for a 40-minute drive home?   Since I had no room for anything else in my car, the woman offered to bring it all down to Toms River for us.  I told her I would email her when I got home - much to my surprise, when I got home (taking a bunch of back roads), she had already made it into the Toms River area. She came over, dropped off Milky's stuff, said good bye, and that was the end.   It was about as fast of a dog adoption as you could ever even imagine.    Milky's first night and day here have gone smoothly and Colleen has a nice early 6th anniversary gift.

And that is how Alanis Morissette, who Colleen likely thinks I think can walk on water, lead us to our newest family addition.  More to come on her adventures.


Monday, July 28, 2014

Scratching Something Off My Bucket List: Alanis Morissette

A few months ago, Colleen's friend alerted us to a new tour Alanis was embarking on.  A tour that would take her to smaller, more intimate theaters, a few of which were in New Jersey.    After some back and forth in my own mind, I decided to purchase tickets for the Red Bank event.  At the time, Colleen made sure to tell me on more than one occasion to make sure I had a backup plan in case she couldn't make it.  (For those reading this who do not really know me, my wife has been chronically ill for three years now).  Being the procrastinator that I am (and secretly praying she would be OK to go), I didn't make those backup plans.    I just rolled with it, figuring that everything would work out in the end.  Of course, Colleen would have a miserable health day, which made me have to think about whether I would go at it alone or swallow the price of both tickets.  As of 6:00PM, I still hadn't made up my mind, but my wife convinced me I must go, so I did.   Thankfully, Red Bank is only 40 minutes from here.

After typing the address into my GPS and securing my tickets, I began my journey, with the fear hanging over me that I would either not find the place or I would get caught in one of the fierce thunderstorms being predicted for the area.  I found the place just fine, but given that I know little about Red Bank, I didn't realize the theater was smack in the middle of a main road, with no parking other than for those who get there 150 hours or so before the concert.  Anyone who knows me will tell you that this is the kind of thing that flusters me:  Where the heck do I park, and will I even remember where I parked if I find a spot?   I literally drove around for at least a half an hour, with the concert time quickly approaching.    At one point, I saw signs for Route 35 and almost jumped on it to come home instead of continuously driving around in circles aimlessly.   Eventually, I saw a group of cars driving slowly towards some side road, and decided to follow them.  They could have been leading me to Charles Manson's NJ Chapter for all I knew, but I didn't care.   Death by trying to find a parking spot at an Alanis concert would be strangely poetic for me.   However, they were heading towards the train station parking lot, which offered free Sunday parking for people who likely are just as clueless as I am.  The parking lot was actually only two blocks from the theater.  I had driven around so much that I thought I must be 15 miles away.

Of course, it did dawn on me as I was walking towards the venue just how many males were going to this concert alone.   I figured I likely was the only one, but at least I wasn't at a New Kids on the Block or Backstreet Boys show.    During the concert, a guy in the row in front of me was singing along to every song.  At the end of the show, I noticed a high school aged boy get up and give a standing ovation.   The ratio of estrogen to testosterone was high, don't get me wrong.  But I was a bit surprised to see so many men there who weren't just dragged there by their wives or girlfriends.  Also, since Alanis is not exactly an artist who is often in the spotlight, the youth of the crowd also surprised me.   I am sure the majority of the crowd was the 35-45 demographic, but college aged kids singing along to her stuff did still surprise me.  (Note that I sang along to nothing; nobody but America's worst criminals deserve to be subject to that torture...oh, and also my sweet wife who has to listen to it during my nightly exercise bike rides)

The tour is her Intimate and Acoustic tour, and it definitely lives up to that name.  The theater was relatively small without a bad seat in the house.  A person shouting from the top was just as easily heard by Alanis as a person in the front row.   It began with a performance by Lynx, who is a pretty good leadin for Alanis.  She is also a singer-songwriter type, but has more of a "folky" (not a word anywhere else but Words with Friends) vibe about her.    Although her singing came over loud and clear, you could barely understand her when she talked.  I felt like I was sitting in Charlie Brown's classroom.  

It look a long time for Alanis to hit the stage when Lynx was done.   I figured that if she arrived there not long before me, that she too was driving around town looking for a parking spot.   She didn't actually officially start until around 9:15pm or so, which was about 45 minutes or so after Lynx finished her performance.  It didn't really matter, as she was on stage beyond 11:00pm.

The setting was pretty cool:  It was Alanis perched up in this high chair with two guitar players on either side of her.  That was it:  The entire performance was going to be all about her voice.  (and occasional harmonica playing).   No jumping around, no fires blowing up into the sky, and no microphone laced with auto tune buttons.   As I was listening to her, you couldn't help but think how impossible it would be for most of today's "artists" to pull something like this off.    She didn't dress like a tramp, didn't wear crazy makeup, didn't rely on live animals, and there wasn't a swing to be found for her to fly off of.   One has to wonder how a Kesha, a JLo, or a Demi Lovato would even attempt such a thing; of course, they wouldn't.  Because they can't.  Katy Perry?   There is a reason why her concerts get rave reviews for being spectacles over pure singing displays.  But hey, find me one person who doesn't get at least one Katy Perry song stuck in their heads from time to time.  Pure genius.   But I digress.

The performance itself consisted of most of Alanis' hits with a few of her more obscure songs mixed in.    She sang most of the songs off of Jagged Little Pill, while mixing in songs from her various albums.  She did not accept an audience request to sing one of her Canadian pop tart songs, however.    She spoke about inspirations behind her songs, engaged with the crowd, and gave off this vibe that she was a struggling artist sitting in a bar looking  for tips in a jar (sorry, Billy Joel).   Of course, it was much more than that.   Alanis' live voice is simply incredible.  There is no other way to describe it than that.   One of those artists who probably sings live even better than she does on a radio-packaged tune.   She put herself out there without any margin for error and delivered to an extreme.  I can't imagine anyone coming out of this show without the impression that they saw something truly special...even if they aren't fans of Alanis overall. (The horrors!)

I am far from a music critic since my musical taste is very much limited.  To be exact, perhaps I am a bit weird as I tend to gravitate towards the female singer-songwriter types who often are writing autobiographical songs from a female perspective.   Now that I type that out, I must wonder what is wrong with me.     The bottom line is that this performance gets a huge thumbs up, and I am happy to say that not only did I find my car after the concert, I was able to rush home before the storms I was fearing actually hit.  

The set list,and I am doing this from memory....so something may be left out:
You Learn
You Oughta Know
Hand in my Pocket
Right Through You
Head over Feet
All I Really Want
Mary Jane
Not the Doctor
Ironic
Thank You
So Pure
Hands Clean
Everything
Guardian
Havoc
Uninvited